An excerpt from conversation I had with coworker/friend today:
Me: I need a raise.
Her: Why?
Me: So I can buy myself more pretty rings like this one.
(Waving my hand with new, big, shiny semi-precious ring on it.)
Me: I watch it sparkle while I type on my computer.
Her: You're ridiculous.
Me: I can never get engaged... I wouldn't get any work done.
Don't worry, folks! It ain't happening any time soon. But more dates are....stay tuned!
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